tag not wag

RULE: Each player of the game starts off with the 10 weird things/habits/little known facts about yourself. People who get tagged must write in a blog of their own 10 weird things/habits/little known facts as well as state this rule clearly. At the end you must choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. No tagbacks.

Fact #1: my middle name is joanne. and i dislike it.

Fact #2: llama's should rule the world

Fact #3: i say carmel and not caramel. (ask me when you see me if you dont get it)

Fact #4: i haven't been to school in 8 years, and i'm still not some homeschooler who likes to count dog poop and eats ants.

Fact #5: i dont understand why the people who made lady's deodorant think that we like the smell of baby powder. which is why i use mens deo.

Fact #6: i'm *cough cough*exceptionally *shouts* loud.

Fact #7: when i suddenly keep quite sometimes, its NOT cos i'm upset at anyone. i just wanna shut up. and instead of bugging me. just let me be. cos it's not everyday i feel like shutting up.

Fact #8: i'm not easily hurt. but when i am (which is rare), most people dont see it.

Fact #9: i hate paying for water it's the dumbest thing ever, when you can get it free from any faucet. you might as well walk into the store and ask if they sell air.

Fact #10: every reflecting thing i see, i use to check myself out. even when there's 23 cars in a row i'll have to look at all of them and see me!

i'm not gonna tag anyone ;) sorry for being the party pooper! hehehe
yea ..poop

elselyn <3
xxx

you know you love me.

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just read that post. dont ask me what i was thinking.
so i went to penang last weekend! and i came back yesterday :)
i was supposed to come back on sunday.
so this is how it went.
oh actually. i'm too lazy to tell you!
so i'll get the pictures on my computer and post em later.
!
elselyn <3
xxx
peace ****face







(i know exactly what you think **** is ok! and its not)

interesting

i think we use the word fun too much. or at least we use it at the wrong times.
i think interesting is a good word. like

someone asks you. how was your week?
if you said. it was fun. they're obiously gonna think you did something really exciting, when all you did was. played games on your computer. cos everybody has a different idea of fun. for one person it might be clubbing for the other it might be going for a walk with their llama. so saying it was fun would make them ask you more about your week and then you'd have to tell them what you did. which would lead to them either thinking that you're a loser for having fun because you took your llama for a walk. or them thinking that clubbing is the dumbest thing anyone can do cos all you do is dance around with people who for all you know could be from jamaica.
but if you say. it was interesting. it's like a mix of all things. it was just different. like how every week is different.
and a bonus to saying interesting.. you get the person to shut up after that question.

elselyn <3

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Can you cry under water?

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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

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Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

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What disease did cured ham actually have?

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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

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Why does Goofy stand upright while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?