i wanna be a

tin panda.
how stinkin cool would that be.
i'd never have to wear eyeliner again cos i'll have black circles around my eyes.
oh oh! i have to tell this joke that i think is very funny! (kathryn told it to me today, hehe)

ok so..
yea...........
there...
uhm...
yea.....
so..
like....


ok so this kindergarten teacher asks her little students what they did during the weekend.
1st kid : i went on a chu-chu thing..
teacher: whats that in adult words? :)
1st kid: train!
2nd child: i went to my nana's house!
teacher: whats that in adult language? :)
2nd child: grandma!
3rd brat: i watched winnie the shit!

love, japs and llama frappe's
elselynnn <3

tmnt

teenage mutant ninja turtles!
i've been singing that the whole day.
someone save me.

elselynn <3

Turning

as i looked through the large selection of pretty shoes

after trying on the pink one, the brown one

the high heels, the flats, the pumps etc.

after debating on which ones would be more

versatile, unique, pretty, sweet, convenient

i came to my final decision

i'll go for the flat, brown, polka dotted ones

so now, i'm happy. i think

..............time passes............

....passing passing passing....

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....passing passing passing....

i'm home. i open my box with my new shoes in it

and i look at them and oh no!

'i HATE them! i cant believe i got these ones!

'why didn't i go for the white ones!
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crap, i'm turning into a real girl.

elselynnn <3

so

have you ever wondered why, when you use hand sanitizer it leaves all this gross stuff on your hand. well yea.it's all a lie. just makes you believe that you have dirty hands. when in your heart you know you just washed your hands 3 days ago! so irritating.

speaking of flies, i hate the whole 'i heart you' thing.

elselynnn <3

i call safety

i just.

figured out how to do this [:

how much cooler can i get? hehe


elselynnn <3

sister moments [:

[:

elselynnn <3

Kiss. kiss. kiss

Keep it simple stupid.

elselynnn <3
xxx

My Opinion.

if you think men are confusing, chances are, you're thinking too hard.

woman = complex
men = basic

elselynnn <3
xxx

My Veggie-counter.

Needs to be re-set. *sigh*

Then...i heard his/her voice screaming at me in the inner depths of my soul. ]:
save me! i'm alivvvee.!
i cant believe it took me soo long to realize:(..

me: boss, 1 chicken goreng:)
[my food comes]
(i'm just happily eating away....eating...eating..away..away...echo..echo)
after eating like half the plate of chicken.
serena (who has no idea i'm a vegetarian): what are are you eating ah?
me: *in a super duh voice* chicken la. OH MY GOSH (x200) NOOOO! (x300)

and ofcourse everybody on the table wasn't laughing. sure.


well, here i go again. day 1. 3rd of feb 07.

elselynnn <3